Boomers Learned to Deal With Passcodes

Hard to believe, but Mister Boomer does not earn enough income from his site to support the lavish lifestyle to which he and his spouse have grown accustomed. Therefore, he works a full-time job. The restrooms at his place of employment are shared by other businesses on the same floor, so the doors have keypad locks on them for access, as does the door returning to his employee space. Mister Boomer realized, after mindlessly punching in the two codes, how common it is for all boomers these days to have committed passcodes and passwords of all types to memory, to the point that they become automatic reflexes — until, one day, the brain freezes and you develop a case of CRS (can’t remember “stuff”).

According to a recent study by Intel Security, the average person keeps track of 27 passwords for email, social media accounts, banking, phone access, online shopping, health insurance, computer logins, specialty sites and more. The same study states that 37 percent of people forget a password once a week. That would explain why the vast majority do not keep entirely different passwords for every account they have, a practice that lights warning signals among security experts.

For boomers still working, the password memory test is even worse. One study stated that the average business employee had to recall 191 passwords; computer logins, email, software access, printer access in some locations, proprietary system logins, and more, to say nothing of building and restroom access. In the department of teaching old dogs new tricks, the fact that boomers went with the flow over the past twenty years, and adapted to the new environs, seems pretty impressive to Mister Boomer. Yet it certainly wasn’t always this way for boomers.

In the boomer years, Password was a game show (1961-1975), where a celebrity and a “regular” person were teamed together to face another team. Members of the team traded giving each other one-word clues to guess the secret word — the “password.” Little did we know that the show was the blueprint for cyber hackers in years to come. And none of them had to prove they weren’t a robot.

Then there was the matter of locks for school. In Mister Boomer’s experience, boomers had to supply a lock for gym class. More often than not, the lock was a Master combination lock. The combination was printed on a piece of cardboard that was attached to the lock when it was purchased. Once in use, if the cardboard was misplaced or the combination forgotten, there was only one recourse to “recover” this password: clippers the size of the Jaws of Life were brought to bear on the offending lock, which was then snipped to oblivion and ergo, the “password” was reset by buying a new lock. Fortunately for Mister Boomer, he never had to suffer the humiliation of having his gym teacher slash the lock into scrap, an action that appeared to be a form of sadistic enjoyment for the Leader of the Jocks. Consequently, Mister B was able to keep the same lock (and therefore “password” combination) for all four years.

While the gym lockers required each student to supply a lock, his high school lockers had their own built-in locks. If a student forgot the combination, a trip to the school office could retrieve the code.

Then there was Mister Boomer’s bike lock, a chain permanently attached to a barrel combination lock. The numbers rolled around a cylinder like a primitive Rubik’s cube, until the right combination of numbers opened the lock. Again, it was one Mister Boomer kept for many, many years. So, in his school days, Mister B only needed three passwords: his school locker, gym lock and bike lock. Not too tasking on a young boomer’s brain.

Recently, Mister B ran across his combination lock in a box of his memorabilia. He had, with some foresight, written the combination on a piece of paper and poked the lock through it before he had locked it for what turned out to be decades. Nonetheless as he turned the tumbler: 24 left – 4 right – 13 left – 18 right; it all came back to him when the lock snapped open. In a flashback he saw himself opening the lock over and over. Then the combination to his bike lock appeared in his mind’s eye as well. He remembered them like it was yesterday. It occurred to Mister B that if he could remember his lock combinations all these years, then he had better change some of the umpteen passwords he has today to something he already knows. You won’t tell anyone, will you?

How have you solved the ongoing dilemma of creating distinct passwords, boomers?

Boomer Songs That Stood the Test of “Time”

Now that we are in another new year, Mister Boomer can’t help but think about the passage of time. As boomers, we may not be in our last chapter, but we’ve got more pages behind us than ahead of us. Pondering such things, songs that had “time” in their lyrics started coming to Mister B’s mind. On closer examination, what Mister B discovered about these boomer era songs that mention time is, more often than not, they had to do with wanting, winning and keeping love. Many also show that, given time, songs that did not catch boomers’ attention at first did so later on. Here, in the order reflecting the year in which they were released, are a few “time” songs that, in Mister B’s estimation, have not only stood the test of time, but have become … timeless.

Times They Are A-Changin’ — Bob Dylan (1963)
Some might call this one the quintessential “time” song. It became an anthem of the Civil Rights and Anti-War Movements, with lyrics that sounded like both a warning and prophesy to many boomers.

The song begins like many traditional folk songs, with an invitation to gather and hear a story. The subsequent stanzas then speak directly to writers and critics, congressmen and senators, mothers and fathers.

Your old road is rapidly agin’
Please get out of the new one if you can’t lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin’

Nonetheless, Bob Dylan was quoted in an interview with Melody Maker magazine that he never set out to write a protest song. Rather, Bob said it was “… about a bitterness towards authority; the type of person who sticks his nose down and doesn’t take you seriously, but expects you to take him seriously.”

So many people felt the song was particularly apropros to the 1960s, yet there are a plethora of similarities happening now that make the song just as relevant to boomers today. On the technology side alone, the way work and the workplace continue to change has deep ramifications for boomers who are not ready to retire. The songs’ lyrics say you better get with the program, because time is marching on:

If your time to you is worth savin’
Then you better start swimmin’ or you’ll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin’

Time Is On My Side — The Rolling Stones (1964)
This one tells the story right off the bat: Go ahead, you can leave, baby, but I know you will come back … and I can wait until that happens:

Time is on my side, yes it is
Now you always say
That you want to be free
But you’ll come running back (said you would baby)
You’ll come running back (I said so many times before)
You’ll come running back to me

A hit for The Rolling Stones, it was a cover song that was written by Jerry Ragovoy. It was first recorded as an R&B song and released on Verve Records in 1963 by Kai Winding and his Orchestra. That version was engineered by Phil Ramone and included background vocals by Cissy Houston, Dionne Warwick and Dee Dee Warwick. The song failed to chart.

When The Rolling Stones released their version a year later, it became the first Top Ten hit the band would have in the U.S., peaking at number six on Billboard’s Pop Singles Chart.

Time Won’t Let Me — The Outsiders (1966)
Another song that gets right to the point: I haven’t got forever, so let me know the story:

I can’t wait forever
Even though you want me to
I can’t wait forever
To know if you’ll be true
Time won’t let me (No)
Time won’t let me (No)
Time won’t let me wait that long

The Outsiders were originally called The Starfires, but changed their name when they signed with Capitol Records, which is when they recorded Time Won’t Let Me. The song peaked at number 5 on the Billboard Hot 100.

Time of the Season — The Zombies (1968)
The haunting melody, catchy bass line and call-response lyrics of this tune gave it a lot of gravitas out of the gate with boomers, but deep down, the lyrics make no bones about it:

It’s the time of the season for loving

The song was written by keyboardist Rod Argent for the album, Odessey and Oracle. First released in England, it failed to chart there. Ironically, in the U.S. it reached number 3 on Billboard Hot 100 the same year the band disbanded.

Time Has Come Today — The Chambers Brothers (1968)
The only major hit by the band, it peaked at number 11 on the Billboard Top 100. It is considered by some to be a call to action for Civil Rights, though the movement is never mentioned in the song. However, some of the lyrics do profess a social consciousness that speak to the title.

Now that time has come (Time)
There’s no place to run (Time)
I might get burned up by the sun (Time)
But I had my fun (Time)
I’ve been loved and put aside (Time)
I’ve been crushed by the tumbling tide (Time)
And my soul has been psychedelicized (Time)

For a lot of boomers, the song gained notice for its sheer length; the album version was 11 minutes long. As AOR (album oriented rock) began to dominate FM radio in the late sixties, boomers heard the long version as much as the three minute version released for AM radio. Regardless of the song’s length, though, boomers responded to the repetitive yet memorable melody that combined blues, rock, funk and gospel all in one.

Time In A Bottle — Jim Croce (1972)

If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I’d like to do
Is to save every day
‘Til eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you

Recorded for the album, You Don’t Mess Around With Jim, the song was never intended to be released as single. ABC, Croce’s record company, decided to release it as a single after he died in a plane crash in September of 1973. With the lyrics of, But there never seems to be enough time / To do the things you want to do / Once you find them, the irony was not lost on boomers. The song reached number 1 in January of 1974.

Of course, there were many other songs dealing with the passage of time during the boomer years. As we boomers age, we recall how time seemed to stand still when we waited for class to end in school, but how quickly it passes now. Heading into 2019, Mister Boomer wishes you all, as Paul Anka sang, the Times of Your Life.

What “Time” songs of our shared youth pinged your radar, boomers?