Boomers Did Not Kill Themselves Taking Selfies

As Halloween approaches, our focus turns to the macbre, like people literally dying to take the perfect selfie. Boomers didn’t even take selfies, let alone start a wave of selfie deaths. True, boomers took their fair share of risks while street racing, crossing in front of trains, riding bikes off of steep hills and the like, but the vast majority of those ventures were not life-threatening; there is no boomer equivalent to selfie deaths.

Mister Boomer has previously discussed the explosion of selfie taking and the differences between picture taking in the Boomer Generation and today (see Boomers Watched the Evolution of the Selfie). Is it any wonder that so many boomers are baffled by the pervasive plethora of pictorials present today? Now comes word that people are actually going to such great lengths (and heights) that they are dying while taking selfies. The number of fatalities are steadily increasing each year, to the point that these statistics are now measurable. The first study of this new phenomenon has been released, and the results are both baffling and fascinating. Like Mister B said, macbre.

Strange as it may seem, some of these deaths are planned as documented suicides, but more often than not, they become fatal by accident or neglect. Curious as to how people die while taking selfies? Worldwide, the number one manner of death by selfie is drowning. That is followed by falling, transportation, electrocution and animals.

The closest thing Mister Boomer can recall to this strange behavior is when his family visited Yellowstone National Park in the early 1960s. His father, while in no way snapping a photo of himself, did perform a feat of derring-do when the family walked onto the viewing platform of Yellowstone Falls. While rushing waters roared over the side, Mister B’s dad leaned over the wooden railing, looping one leg over a railing post in the process. Extended out over the edge of the falls, he steadied his Kodak box camera and snapped his shot, while Mister B’s mother yelled at him furiously.

Risky though it seemed at the time, the only real danger his father was in — most of his body was on the inside of the railing — was that if he bobbled his balance, he might have dropped the camera. Nonetheless, even in retrospect, Mister Boomer can’t say that particular photo was any more spectacular than the one that he snapped from the safety of the platform proper. So the idea that someone would lean out of a moving vehicle, climb great heights without support, approach wild animals or high voltage — all in the name of a selfie — seems unfathomable to Mister B.

Halloween horrors aside, how do you feel about people taking tremendous risks for the sake of a selfie? Have you ever taken a foolhardy risk for a picture, boomers?

Sing About Boomer Favorite Halloween Candies

sung to the tune of My Favorite Things (with apologies to Rogers and Hammerstein)

Snickers and Smarties, Chuckles and Milky Way
Some Bit-O-Honey, Sweetarts, a few Payday
Dots, Now & Later, and Turkish Taffy
These are a few fav’rite Halloween things

Red ropes of licorice, Red Hots, root beer candies
Milk Duds and Mounds bars, boxes Good & Plenty
Almond Joy, Necco and some Oh Henry!
These are a few fav’rite Halloween things

When they gave pennies
And balls of popcorn
Mister B got sad

He simply remembered fav’rite Halloween things
Not apples, not suckers, but lots of candies
A pillowcase filled up, a sugar frenzy!
And then he would feel so glad!

What candies would you savor in the days after Halloween, boomers?