Home Delivery

As the Age of Convenience began to unfold after the war, the suburbs, fast filling with boomer families, would now enjoy the added convenience of home delivery. In the 1950s and 60s, a variety of products were delivered directly to boomer homes on a regular basis. Among these were merchandise, goods and services that ran from milk to cloth diapers; tins of potato chips to cases of soda pop; knife sharpening to doctor visits.

Milk had been delivered to homes for decades in Europe and the U.S. before it reached suburbia. As the burbs grew, so did the need for the fresh product. After all, milk was a daily part of our beverage consumption, starting with milk for breakfast cereal, on to a mid-morning milk break at school, followed by milk at lunch time, then a glass of milk for dinner, more often than not. Keeping enough milk on hand for a growing family each week meant several trips to the local market.

In the late 1950s and early 60s, Mister Boomer recalls getting Sealtest milk delivered to his home. The milkman would leave two to four glass quart bottles of fresh milk by the front door twice a week. The bottles were beautiful; functional forms made of straight sides and a heavily-lipped rounded top. The stopper was a waxed cardboard that held a little tab in the center to use for pulling it open.

We always received a mix of chocolate and white, since Mister B was not a fan of the plain variety. Mister B recalls when his father would tell him of the milk deliveries of his youth. In the winter, the milk would freeze, pushing the stopper out and the frozen cream to the top. He would break off some of the cream and eat it like a popsicle. In these times, though, the milk never sat long enough outside to become heated or frozen, depending on the season. A few years later, the dairy gave each house on the route an insulated aluminum box, which held permanent residence on our front porch. This extended the time you could leave the milk outside before bringing it into the house for refrigeration. The box could hold up to four quart bottles, plus the occasional cottage cheese Mister B’s mother would add to the order. No one in the family enjoyed the cottage cheese as much as Mister B’s mother. She would add canned peaches or fruit cocktail to it and sometimes placed it on an iceberg lettuce leaf. Cottage cheese was all the rage, and was considered a great lo-cal diet dish at the time, even with the addition of the heavy-syrup canned fruit. Along with the milk and products was a hand-written invoice of the day’s tally. Once a month or so, we’d leave an envelope containing the total — in cash — in the box along with the empties.

The milkman arrived early to ensure that fresh milk was available for breakfast. During the summer months, when we’d be up and out of the house by 7:00 a.m., the neighborhood kids gathered and waited for the milk truck to turn down the block. When the milkman stepped out of his truck, two kids would step in the open passenger door and crawl above the two cooling cabinets on either side of the truck back. On one side ice cream and frozen treats were kept, while the other housed milk and cottage cheese. The milkman also carried eggs. The entire walls and ceiling were covered with aluminum, insulating the inside of the truck. Ice was kept in the coolers, so it always felt cool inside. We’d lay in the 24 inches of space left between the insulated cooler cabinets and the truck roof, always facing forward, absorbing the coolness of the truck as the summer day began heating up. Our driver would return and, acting oblivious to our presence, would surge the truck forward two houses at a time for the next deliveries. We’d stay in the truck above the wall cabinets until he reached near the top of the block. At that point we’d drop down from our perches and bid farewell to our ride. One day a neighbor told Mister Boomer that the milkman knew we were there all along. It did make perfect sense to Mister B. We didn’t try to conceal ourselves, and he often had to reach into the back of the truck to place the glass empties into the wooden crates on the floor and retrieve more fresh products. Yet he rarely spoke to us or acknowledged our presence. It didn’t matter; to us it was an adventure.

Early on, diaper service trucks from a couple of different companies would visit the block. In an age when women were required to hand wash and bleach baby diapers, a service was a godsend. Disposable diapers were yet to be introduced. Mister Boomer recalls at an early age, the ammonia smell of the diaper pail that held the diaper discharges of his baby sister. Mister B’s mother would surely have appreciated being relieved of the drudgery of having to clean the toxic cloths.

Once a month, the knife sharpening truck would pay the block a visit. The driver would bring his truck to a slow crawl and ring his bell: one clang followed by a period of silence, then repeat it, until front doors swung open and housewives or their children came to the street bearing knives and scissors, being careful not to run with them. The man would stop his truck. In the back, large windows were cut to open up the entire truck on both sides. He’d start up the grinder on his bench and go to work. We’d watch the sparks fly as he honed each blade until the sharpness returned and each order fulfilled. One time, Mister B’s father had removed the blade from the lawn mower and asked that we get it sharpened when the man arrived. The side of his truck listed lawn mower blades along with scissors and knives, so we brought the heavy blade to him. A few careful strokes on the grinder, then some hand work with a file finished the job, revealing shiny, sharp metal where there was dullness before.

Doctors regularly made house calls when patients were too sick to travel to the office. Carrying their little black leather bags and always dressed in a suit and tie, the authoritative silhouette of the doctor was always recognizable as he made his way up the walkways to the neighborhood’s front doors. While a rarity in the Mister Boomer household, the family doc did pay the house a few visits. The glass thermometer for temperature taking was often followed by the dreaded penicillin shot. That would spell out a vulnerability to siblings, like Mister B’s brother, who could then target the “shot arm.”

Today, direct home delivery of products is still experienced in some parts of the country, though seriously diminished from our boomer youth days. Some enterprising food businesses have cropped up to sell groceries online that are delivered to your door. There are also complete meals available for delivery. For the most part, the home delivery business has been transformed. Now, it’s not unusual for the children or grandchildren of boomers to order almost anything online and have it delivered to their doors. Nowadays, if the person coming to the door is wearing a uniform, though, it’ll most likely be UPS, FedEx or the U.S. Postal Service.

What’s your best home delivery memory, boomers?

Which Cat Was the Coolest?

It’s been Mister Boomer’s experience that early to mid-boomers fall into two groups: The Felix the Cat and Top Cat camps. As far as Mister Boomer is concerned, he was never a huge fan of either, but his particular group was on the cusp between the two — old enough to see Felix episodes but young enough to catch Top Cat as well.

Let’s start at the beginning. First, there is the anthropomorphic cat. We see that in Felix, Top Cat, Tom and Jerry and a host of other shows from our youth. There’s just something about giving human characteristics to animals that seems to fascinate us, especially as children. What we didn’t realize as children, though, were the adult themes and outright violence perpetrated in the name of comedy and entertainment. It was just a cartoon to us.

Felix the Cat

Felix predated Top Cat by decades. In fact, the first Felix the Cat cartoon appeared in 1919, and continued intermittently through the 1940s; however, he didn’t make his TV debut until 1958. Early Felix cartoons, shown in movie houses, did not feature his Bag of Tricks. That was an invention reserved for his television show. What was fascinating to this boomer as he watched the attached episode from 1959, for the first time in over fifty years, is how surreal the whole thing was. Sparse landscapes and stereotyped characters inhabit a world where dream-like things truly seem to be black and white, good or evil. In this episode, there also seems to be a healthy dose of skepticism toward science in favor of a more “natural magic.” Ten years before man landed on the moon, it appears science wasn’t held in the highest regard with cartoonists.

Felix’s Bag of Tricks was really something! First of all, the pattern never changed position when the bag changed perspective. How very Cubist! Is it just Mister B, or does that pattern remind you of a Louis Vuitton, Gucci or Coach bag? (Go ahead and Google some images, I’ll wait…) Hmmm, think there might be some influence there? Then there is the whole bit about the Bag doing Felix’s bidding. Want an apple from a tree? The bag turns into an escalator. Yet when he needs to cross a lake, the Bag becomes a canoe. Not exactly technology coming to the cat’s aid there, now is it?

When the Professor finally gets his evil hands on Felix through the use of a wondrous piece of technology — a cat magnet! — he immediately shrinks Felix (more evil technology) and grabs the Bag. Now in his evil clutches, what does the Professor do? Instead of trying it out, he takes a nap! Felix escapes by calling his Bag for help, and makes his way to the Professor’s master control panel. In an exhibit of science gone amok, he accidently releases a robot. Historically speaking, this was the era of the great sci-fi B movies about aliens — and robots — terrorizing the planet. At this time, then, robots were bad (a sentiment Felix later confirms when he bests the bucket of bolts).

This is where it gets really weird. Felix can evidently remove his tail at will (more “natural magic”?). In this episode, he first outsmarts the robot by “disguising” himself by using his disembodied tail as a moustache to mimic the Professor’s. Later he uses it as a lasso to grab the foot of the napping Professor.

Watching some of the old TV episodes, this boomer is left with a character that never loses his cool — even though evildoers are constantly after him — and he always wins in the end. Was that the message they wanted us to receive when we were children, or was it just mindless entertainment?

Top Cat

This Hanna-Barbera cartoon appeared on TV in 1961. The character was the top cat in an alley inhabited by a group of feline followers, and one policeman, Officer Charles Dribble. Top Cat always pulls one over on the cop. He tends to keep his top cat position by shady means, at best. He’s constantly getting his group to scam either the rich (upper class) or authority (police and politicians).

Here’s a case of a “cat of the people” ruling his alley kingdom like a folk hero (Robin Hood?) for “putting one over on the Man.” We saw similar behavior in Groucho Marx and Three Stooges skits in earlier years, and also in the stereotyped Sergeant in war movies. He always seemed to procure the supplies the troop needed — but when the question arose of how these items came to be obtained, it was a case of, “don’t ask, don’t tell.”

Top Cat had an overly healthy ego, too. He often verbalized his own greatness with aplomb. This carried over to his own image as a “ladies’ man.” In the attached episode, he has Benny fetch him flowers and a box of chocolates for his date. Procured items in hand, T.C. exclaims, “Flowers, chocolates and me. What more could she want.”

A children’s cartoon character exhibiting male bravado and the roguish criminal attitude that his followers adored and females couldn’t resist; such was the stuff many boomers recall with great nostalgia.

So, in the great Felix the Cat vs. Top Cat debate, which is the coolest cat? Mister Boomer declares it a mistrial. What’s your call, boomers?